Clara claims to be an expert pole-vaulter, so I let her accompany me as a witness of my awesomeness. She tells me that I'm a natural. I think the photos make that obvious.
Naturally the photo prompts a few questions.
1) Todd, why are your legs so beautiful?
I use copious amounts of sunscreen on my legs. Skin cancer is no laughing matter.
2) Todd, how are you so good?
Like most things in life, my success is a direct result of the fact that my momma read lots of books to me when I was a kid.
3) Wow, are you really clearing 13 feet?
Yes.
After I showed them how it's done, Clara and Andrew "Stobo" Sniderman attempted to match my feat.
One of these people is an "expert" and the other was vaulting for his/her first time. Which is which? I bet you can't even tell, which just shows how easy it is.
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